Journal entries for May, 2005

Nazi cannibals captured a huge group of people and put us on an island so they could save us for later. The only way out was to go through a huge Double-Dare-esque obstacle course. Everyone had to do it, and there were a LOT of people. I was at the very beginning, and there was a big plastic mouth to pry open and wriggle down the throat, a nose (full of candy) to climb up, and other huge, weird, plastic things. The very last obstacle was to open a window, over the water, and climb an old wooden ladder, then jump into the water and swim away from the island before they could catch us.
one of the nazi cannibals described to me a "crispy pie crust" that he wanted to make.
there was a big woodsy trail to run down after we swam to the other side, and I was afraid we wouldn't make it, but we all escaped them.

I was at Georgia Tech, and I was trying to pretend like I was a student there and work out at their gym. I tried to slide my ID card through the card reader, but the lady at the desk told me that you had to slide your thumbnail instead, then press a series of buttons. I kept trying, and when it wouldn't work, I asked someone why. "It has to be 9 inches or longer -- just go on inside." So I was looking for an aerobics class, and I ended up wandering into the facilities area -- there were doors to bakeries and ice cream shops and things like that. All I could think was, "This isn't a good place for all these food places. They must not get much business."

Mark Curry (from Hangin' with Mr. Cooper) was complaining to me that his GED could never get him any real jobs.